June 30th, 2010

wikiHow - #003

How to Play Store (for Kids)

Warnings

Don't take anything people won't want you to put in your store, such as jewelry, your sister's tampons, filled-out diaries, alcohol, fragile items, dad's porn magazines, clumps of piss-soaked litter from the cat box, etc.




June 12th, 2010

wikiHow - #002

How to Eat a Bowl of Cereal

Steps

6. Don't waste the milk. Many people enjoy drinking the milk after eating their cereal. Chocolaty cereals leave you with chocolate milk which can be very desirable. Cats tend to drink milk as well and will take some off your hands. But be cautious. Cats are naturally lactose intolerant. Too much milk could kill them. Then you will have to have a kitty cat funeral and bury the thing that just because you wanted a bowl of cereal.

7. Poop out the cereal. After a day or two (depending on the fiber content of the cereal), the cereal will have made its way through your system. After all is said and done, repeat the previous steps to enjoy your next bowl of cereal.




June 3rd, 2010

wikiHow - #001

How to Make Baby Shower Invitations

Warnings

Do not put a picture of a nude baby on your invitations. It may attract unwanted pedophiles to your baby shower.




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