May 22nd, 2010

wikiHow

wikiHow is a website filled with user submitted articles that teach you how to do things. The best part about it, as with most wiki pages, is that anyone can make any change to any article. The shitty thing is that the site is patrolled by users who change or delete your content if they feel it is irrelevant or inappropriate.

Seeing how most of my submissions end up being removed, I've decided to start documenting some of my more interesting ones and make it a regular feature on this site. I'll post a link to the actual article along with the addition that I made to it. There will also be a link under the Resources section which you can click to view the wikiHow submission archive.

Here's one to get us started.

wikiHow - #000

How to Ring a Doorbell

Tips

Ring once and then wait. Ring once more then stop. If the party does not answer, then they probably are not at home. They may also be naked and furiously masturbating and do not feel like rushing to put some clothes on just to answer the door.

May 5th, 2010

SpaghettiO Stir Fry

Back when I was going to college, living on my own, and barely making ends meet, I found myself being creative when it came to cooking my own meals. I even had a cookbook written for men which was filled with easy recipes using different canned products. One of my favorites was a recipe for SpaghettiO Stir Fry. Sounds a bit odd, I know, but if you like SpaghettiOs then I suggest giving it a try.

What you need

2 cans of SpaghettiOs
1 pound of ground beef
1/2 package of frozen broccoli stems and peices
1/2 of an onion
1/2 of a red bell pepper

How to make it

1. Start by browning the ground beef in a pan. I like to season the beef with salt as it cooks to add a bit of flavor.

2. While the beef is cooking, chop the onion and pepper into small peices. You can actually use as little or as much as you would like according to taste. You can also use this time to cook the broccoli. I usually just put the broccoli in water, throw it in the microwave for a few minutes, then drain.

3. When the beef is brown, add all the vegetables and continue cooking until the vegetables are tender.

4. Finally, add the SpagettiOs to the pan and stir until the whole mixture is warm.

Serve and Enjoy.

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